Remember the movie Dancing With Wolves? Remember when the indian guy was saying the buffalo are "tutanka"? You know..big, dumb animals. Well, that's one of my co-workers.
He's one of the nicest guys in the world. But louder, dumber, and just as big comparitively, as a buffalo is to a normal cow. I don't think I've ever worked an entire shift with him without going home with bruises. It's a good thing that all my friends and family know that I'm in law enforcement, otherwise those bruises might look a little suspicious!
Ok, here's a better idea of his intelligence. One day a woman was in the station wearing an outfit that included jodphurs. In his retarded glee he said to her "Oh, you're wearing those aquarium pants" meaning equestrian, but stating aquarium. Get the idea?
He is a major body builder and he's as solid as a brick shithouse, but because he's do darned dumb, he doesn't know his own strength. There is no way anybody could call me petite. I'm 5'8 and relatively muscular for a female. Next to him I feel like a little bird. He whomps me on the back in what would be a normal pat or hug and leaves bruises! He will playfully grab you to pull you into a room for a prank and you get bruises on your arm.
At my station we play quite a few pranks on each other. It really is a good bunch of folks and we really do have a lot of fun at work in our down time, but dayum, the bruises!!!
So...the scene is this: There is a doorway entering into the police station with a hallway that connects to the inner part of the station and another hallway off of that. If you face one room in the first hallway you can see the doorway out of the corner of your eye. Well....Tutanka is standing in the hallway reading a bulletin board or pretending to anyhow. He sees, out of the corner of his eye, an officer that he thinks is his training officer get to the doorway. As the officer walks past him, he corners the officer against the wall, smashing him up the wall so hard that he actually went up the wall. As he does this, he is pinning him to fart on him. Now remember, he's a body builder...as in major protein intake...as in egg farts. He ripped the loudest, longest, nastiest fart on this poor guy who is turns out, wasn't even his training officer. It was the watch commander! HAHAHAHAHA, he's so fucking stupid he pranked a fart on the watch commander!!!
He's one of the nicest guys in the world. But louder, dumber, and just as big comparitively, as a buffalo is to a normal cow. I don't think I've ever worked an entire shift with him without going home with bruises. It's a good thing that all my friends and family know that I'm in law enforcement, otherwise those bruises might look a little suspicious!
Ok, here's a better idea of his intelligence. One day a woman was in the station wearing an outfit that included jodphurs. In his retarded glee he said to her "Oh, you're wearing those aquarium pants" meaning equestrian, but stating aquarium. Get the idea?
He is a major body builder and he's as solid as a brick shithouse, but because he's do darned dumb, he doesn't know his own strength. There is no way anybody could call me petite. I'm 5'8 and relatively muscular for a female. Next to him I feel like a little bird. He whomps me on the back in what would be a normal pat or hug and leaves bruises! He will playfully grab you to pull you into a room for a prank and you get bruises on your arm.
At my station we play quite a few pranks on each other. It really is a good bunch of folks and we really do have a lot of fun at work in our down time, but dayum, the bruises!!!
So...the scene is this: There is a doorway entering into the police station with a hallway that connects to the inner part of the station and another hallway off of that. If you face one room in the first hallway you can see the doorway out of the corner of your eye. Well....Tutanka is standing in the hallway reading a bulletin board or pretending to anyhow. He sees, out of the corner of his eye, an officer that he thinks is his training officer get to the doorway. As the officer walks past him, he corners the officer against the wall, smashing him up the wall so hard that he actually went up the wall. As he does this, he is pinning him to fart on him. Now remember, he's a body builder...as in major protein intake...as in egg farts. He ripped the loudest, longest, nastiest fart on this poor guy who is turns out, wasn't even his training officer. It was the watch commander! HAHAHAHAHA, he's so fucking stupid he pranked a fart on the watch commander!!!
posted by inside the police at 3:32 PM
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